Pay for my implants!

No, not mine, dumbass. But you can choose some fine ladies over here at myfreeimplants.com, and buy the chance to send them a message, to help them on their way to breast implants! Messages only $1.25! For $50, one of 'em might even send you some nudie pics! Now, the piece that brings this lovely site to our attention does include some negative type comments, apparently concerned for the delicate sensibilities of these poor, low-self-esteem, needy girls who have been conned into participating in this site.

First of all, fuck you. You have never met any of these people, and you have no idea about their self-esteem. Second of all, this is no Girls Gone Wild, getting them to show their tits when they're wasted. These girls are actively working over a period of time toward a goal. A goal of bigger fake titties, and who are you to judge their goals? You think your goals are all fuckin' perfect, do you?

Particularly retarded are the comments from the unbelievably intelligent Yahoo crowd that weighs in on just everything, such as one "Julie" who has this to say:

"Overall it makes me sick. She is nothing more than an object now. Almost tempting to most women, but in reality, its a sad situation to be caught up in. Its obviously for girls who have tremendous pressure, and are emotionally unstable and needy. She is a victim, and Jason and the other desparate men out there are the predators. Nothing comes free, and in real-life games, there are no extra lives to come back with. You only got one, so enjoy it and spend your time with real people who love you, not lust you. What a tremendous waste of such valuable time . It is very sad to me that so much of someone's short, but precious life and energy is invested in something so sick."

What, exactly, are you talking about? Wanting a free boob job makes you emotionally unstable? Spend your time with real people who love you? They don't PAY YOU TO TALK TO THEM. Why do people automatically think people are doing this because they want to chat with horny men?

Of course I also have not met any of them, so I can't tell you what their motivations are, but there is one Ashley profiled here, who has this to say: "It's a business thing for me. I mean, I hate to feel that way. Because I know some of these guys are thinking I'm their friend. I'm not really a fake person, so it's kind of a challenge for me. But at the same time, you know, you got to make the money."

Who's taking advantage of who here, exactly? And what do y'all think about phone sex operators? Are some of them emotionally unstable sexually abused fucked up little girls? Probably! Are all of them? Nope! Do you think the men who pay to call 900 numbers are abusing the victims on the other end?

But this one was my favorite: "One blogger compared it to prostitution 'but without the freedom provided by the money the women earn'" (because the money goes directly for the implants, not to the women to do whatever they want with it, apparently making them freer, which is why they're hooking in the first place, right?). They don't mention who this blogger is, but seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Women get money for naked pictures all the time. They are not prostitutes. Prostitution is having sex with somebody for money. Not being photographed for money, nor talking to somebody for money, nor even flirting with somebody for money. Porn stars actually DO have sex for money and they are still not prostitutes! And you are saying this is worse than prostitution? You would rather they have the freedom to buy more crack?

Ahem. It's Friday, and I'm going home early.