Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I am a Slime-Snake-Monkey-Person!

And delighted to be so! How freakin' cool is that?? Check it out:

http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/509553941.html

"To shock the Darwinists out of their denial of the overwhelming evidence in Greek art for the reality of Genesis events, the author urges Creationists to refer to evolutionists as what they imagine they are—'Slime-Snake-Monkey-People.' Mr. Johnson, who holds a general science degree from West Point, also suggests that since Slime-Snake-Monkey-People insist they evolved over millions of years through a countless series of random mutations, Christians should also refer to them as 'mutants.'"

Awesome. Just -- awesome. I especially like how he's going to "shock" us out of our denial by refering to us as what we already think we are. Wouldn't you have to refer us as something we didn't think we were to get some kind of shock? I'm pretty comfortable with the whole slime-snake-monkey-mutant thing. If you started calling me a Unicorn-Plutonium-Sunspot-Person, now that would be kinda different.

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