Poison Gas Suicide

So, I totally understand how living in Japan could make you want to kill yourself, but this latest rash of "make your own death gas" has got to stop. People, committing suicide is just like being a doctor -- first, do no harm [to other people]! It's nice that you put a helpful sign on your door informing people that there was poison gas in there, but you still made your whole apartment building sick. And in another instance, a 27 year old guy put a sign on his bathroom in his parents' house warning them not to enter, poison gas, so obviously when his dad saw it he rushed in to try to, you know, save his son's life, and instantly died. If there is anything you could to to hurt your mom worse than kill yourself, it would be to take your dad with you when you did it.

So, once again, all together now: if you really gotta do it, buy a gun and fire it into the roof of your mouth. Do not poison your neighbors/parents. Do not park your car in the path of an oncoming train. Do not blow yourself up in a crowded location. And, you know, make sure your dad isn't hovering above your skull before you pull the trigger. It's really the least you can do, you irresponsible suicidal fucks.