Bitches can NOT drive!

Wonder why that Russian spaceship landed 250 miles off target? That's right, cause a woman was in charge. US astronaut Peggy Whitson, the first female commander of the ISS, plus the first South Korean astronaut who also happens to be a dumb chick who can't steer, totally messed up the whole ship's mojo. But don't worry, Russia is on the task!

Federal Space Agency chief Anatoly Perminov referred to a naval superstition that having women aboard a ship was bad luck when asked about the presence of two women on the Soyuz.

"You know in Russia, there are certain bad omens about this sort of thing, but thank God that everything worked out successfully," he said. "Of course in the future, we will work somehow to ensure that the number of women will not surpass" the number of men.

Challenged by a reporter, Perminov responded, "This isn't discrimination. I'm just saying that when a majority [of the crew] is female, sometimes certain kinds of unsanctioned behavior or something else occurs; that's what I'm talking about." He did not elaborate.

Awesome!