Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Angola Q&A

Q: What do you do if you have lost a leg in a landmine accident, you're female, you live in Angola and you just don't feel pretty?

A: Enter the Miss Landmine beauty pagent, where you can be primped and preened well beyond your means, photographed in fancy hotel spots and put on a website for other people to vote on who should get a fake leg.

By the way, this is meant to "redefine" beauty as including people who are missing a limb. Not, however, to include people not dressed up nor wearing makeup. So, baby steps (get it??).

Stay classy, Angola!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Baby steps. You are so evil.