Happy Birthday (You're Sued!)

In honor of Google's 9th birthday, please take a look at this awesome hand-written lawsuit filed by a sanity-challenged Pennsylvania man which alleges not only that "Google" upside-down is his social security number, rearranged (and I guess missing a couple digits?) but also that the US Government is investigating him for crimes against humanity as a result of this complaint? And that he spent 2 years in jail for public drunkenness and resisting as a result? And that he and Google have a responsibility to fight terrorism? So, therefore, he would like five billion dollars, please. It's pretty awesome.